Avengers Endgame Honest Review

April 26, 2019

Avengers Endgame is the most highly anticipated movie this year. With the passing of Stan Lee we all hoped for the best version of Avengers this time around. This is the Ultimate Avengers: Endgame Spoiler. If you don’t want spoilers, don’t read this post. This is my honest review of the Avengers: Endgame which I watched last April 24, 2019.

First Look Avengers Endgame:

The first scene starts with Hawkeye or Clint Barton showing his daughter the ropes, Yes he is training her to use the bow while his family plays in the background. And then they suddenly disintegrate. Yes, this was the effect of Infinity Gauntlet that Thanos used to wipe out half of the population of the entire galaxy to ensure sustainability and continuity. Barton is completey oblivious of things and he did not join the cause so he ends up playing the role of Ronin who murders baddies, gangsters and more across the world. He felt like this was the only thing left to do.

Enter Iron Man and Nebula

After loosing to Thanos, Iron Man and Nebula manages to escape in deep space only to run out of power cells eventually getting them stranded and forever doomed in space. Tony Stark records his last message using his helmet hopefully sending it to Pepper or whoever one day. At this point everything is dragging and a few scenes of starvation and losing hope. Just as Tony was about to pass out, a mysterious light appears and yes you guessed it. Captain Marvel to the rescue. Brings the entire ship back to earth and what’s left of the Avengers. Confused and Tired of Losing, the weak Tony Stark meets the Avengers and has a 20 minute discussion with Cap and the rest of the Avengers basically giving up and there is no fight left in him. Okay so at this time I was getting sleepy and told my companion that I was getting bored. As I heard a couple of yawns from the movie goers as well.

Thanos Dies

Nebula, Captain Marvel, Bruce Banner(hulkbuster), Thor and the surviving members of the avengers except Tony decide to hunt down Thanos thanks to the information given by Nebula. They attack Thanos on a distant planet. Thanos used the Gauntlet once again you will notice that he is weaker now. They attack surprise the mother-fucker and Thor axes his arm away leaving the gauntlet on the floor. They question the baddie and he says he used it to destroy the infinity stones. Hence, his injuries and that they were reduced to atoms. An obvious clue on how they will get their hands on the infinity stones later one. So when Thanos outlived his purpose, Thor gets his revenge by decapitating Thanos and says I aimed for the head. So Cringe!

5 Years of Boring

5 years later the Avengers are just going around the world trying to save what they can. Captain Marvel is on a mission to help other planets and somehow black widow is the leader of the Avengers. A rat goes to Ant-Man’s van releasing him from the quantum void which bring his to the current timeline where half of everybody is missing. Okay so he rushes to the Avengers HQ and talks to everyone and they decided to talk about time travel or quantum void to go back through time and pick up the stones before Thanos does. Here’s the boring part where they just talk for 30 minutes, they plan, they test and bicker. Iron Man doesn’t want to participate and he was even visited by the Avengers. So he figures out the formula for time travel using Ant-Man’s tech and they decide to give it one more shot. To be honest we were presented with a lot of old footage and one-liners in this movie. Great!

Avengers Assemble

We see the Intelligent or College Educated Hulk which will not smash anything in this film because he is now calm and smart and boring. They decided to recruit Thor who was by then an unreliable drunk with a big ass belly who lost all confidence in the world. Man they made Thor useless in this film. So now that the team is assembled they go through time and back to the future shit happens where they get some of the stones, we are once again presented with old footage. Young vs old Captain America and other means of saving the budget crap.

Black Widow Dies

So Clint and Black Widow were in charge of getting the soul stone and they fight, which was like the very first action scene we are gonna see in like 1 hour and 30 minutes of talking. She ends up dead, Clint gets the stone, Tony Stark meets his dad as and adult, boring stuff really.

Thanos From The Past

Their plan was semi-successful until Thanos from the past unravels their plan and decides to attack them just as Tony Stark Finishes his gauntlet for the infinity stones. They draw lots and the Hulk uses the Gauntlet to bring everybody back. He gets injured almost losing his arm. Thanos regains the new gauntlet. Thor has two hammers now because he got Mjolnir from the past and his axe. They fight an almost impossible fight.

The God of Thunder Mighty Cap!

Yes so in this version not only is Captain America worthy of the hammers but he can also make use of all of Thor’s abilities which is shit since they really nerfed Thor’s character. That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

Avengers: Endgame

Anyway since everyone is back they fight Thanos and his horde, which finally allows the viewers to see the full force of the Avengers, Wakanda Peeps, Asgardians, Valkyries and the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Scarlet Witch Destroys the armor and weapon of Thanos, Captain Marvel destroys the ship. They scramble for the gauntlet and Iron Man gets the stones since he designed the gauntlet.

Iron Man Dies

Confused Thanos snaps his finger metal clank nothing happens because tony already has the stones. His suit can wield the stones I guess and he snaps his fingers says I am Iron Man and the evil army along with Thanos disintegrates.

My Honest Review:

Avengers: Endgame Spoiler: The movie was just 2 hours of talking, planning, sitting, experimenting and cracking jokes while showing old footage from the entire Marvel franchise. Thor was a loser in this film, Captain America returns the stones to their perspective timelines and I don’t like the fact that they gave him all of Thor’s powers. I almost fell asleep twice watching this film.